Wednesday, March 27, 2013

It's the Premiere of Dancing With the Stars

Clearly, this will be the "hot, sexy pair" of this season. Ingo Radamacher is an actor who lives in Hawaii, best known for his role of Jax for the past 18 years on General Hospital. And he is very very attractive. So attractive, in fact, that he can get away with wearing the awful wife-beater, redneck looking t-shirt they put him in for this Contemporary dance number. Their dance, by the way, was excellent, especially for Week One. Very complex and lots of complicated lifts. Carrie Ann said "great connection." Bruno yelled: "It was like Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook!!!" (Huh? How the hell was it like that? What on earth are you talking about, crazy man?) Len said in a cranky voice: "I didn't see dance,Sexy Fairytale Fantasy Costumes I saw lifts." Then he popped a few dozen Viagra with some prune-juice. Brooke asked the pair of their 7/6/7 scores, "What do you think?"

His costume of awful black pants with a red stripe made him look like Isaac from The Love Boat, and the dancing wasn't much better. Carrie Ann said "Yikes!" and Len added, "This was rough. No good." Much like your wrinkly sac of . . . oh, never mind. 

This girl is the youngest contestant to be on the show, at barely 16. She is the star of yet another Disney show Shake It Up, and I have once again never heard of her.Sexy Bunny Girl Costumes Then again, I'm not 8 years old. She is a very good dancer, and has a lot of flexibility, great lines, good emotion.Sexy mini bikini As for Val,Cheap Bugs Costumes he is super sexy.Sexy Minnie Girl Costumes Carrie Ann loved the choreography in their Contemporary dance, while Bruno called it "sweet and superb." They got the best scores of the night with 8/8/8, and Brooke wanted to know, "Whaddya think?" 

This Ravens Superbowl Champ danced the cha cha, all decked out in purple and with the energy of a bunny rabbit. This guy seems like lots of fun, with his rubbery athletic legs and his flexible youthful quality. Fun dance. Len spoiled the party with "all icing and no cake."

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